Shit Slytherins Say: #160

shitslytherinssay:

I’d like to help, but… not as much as I’d like not to.

incorrecthpjo:

Sirius: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Remus: Because their arms are too shor-

Regulus: Because they’re dead.

How the Houses react to people fighting

hufflepuffins:

Gryffindor:

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Slytherin:

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Ravenclaw:

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Hufflepuff:

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magicfolk:

“He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them”

(via magicfolk)